why wy?

this, i kid you not, are the blurbs on the cover of the latest maxim - a magazine for men.
multidate like a pro - juggle two or more girlfriends at the same time
are women pure evil? - finally proof that girls are really the devil's spawn
speechless - a shoot so hot it paints a thousand words (p54)
take it all off, doc - behind the scenes at a sex change op
get ready to die! - we're off to rio, the city of death
happy new gear - 50 ultra cool gadgets that will jingle your bell
five questions for U2
the best ladies nights to check out
how to get make up sex
and for the cover girl - mama mia, debbie wong's got us so xcited we cnt evn spel!

i suspect they did it because they couldn't make all the words fit. the magazine is fine as comedy but i hate to think that there are some out there who will take it seriously...

merry christmas everyone, and may you not get sick all over the person you like.