why wy?

best bad sex moment Yes, the defining awards in literature are out, and this year, it goes to Tom Wolfe!

here is it:

"But the hand that was what she tried to concentrate on, the hand, since it has the entire terrain of her torso to explore and not just the otorhinolaryngological caverns -- oh God, it was not just at the border where the flesh of the breast joins the pectoral sheath of the chest -- no, the hand was cupping her entire right -- Now!"

but i thought this entry by South African author Andre Brink should get special mention for describing the woman's vulva:

"(It was) like a large exotic mushroom in the fork of a tree, a little pleasure dome if ever I've seen one, where Alph the sacred river ran down to a tideless sea. No, not tideless. Her tides were convulsive, an ebb and flow that could take you very far, far back, before hurling you out, wildly and triumphantly, on a ribbed and windswept beach without end."

ewwww.

and this has to be the blogging equivalent of a chain letter.
1. Open up the music player on your computer.
2. Set it to play your entire music collection.
3. Hit the “shuffle” command.
4. Tell us the title of the next ten songs that show up (with their musicians), no matter how embarrassing. That’s right, no skipping that Carpenters tune that will totally destroy your hip credibility. It’s time for total musical honesty.
5. Write it up in your blog or journal and link back to at least a couple of the other sites where you saw this.
6. If you get the same artist twice, you may skip the second (or third, or etc.) occurances. You don’t have to, but since randomness could mean you end up with a list of ten song with five artists, you can if you’d like.

My list (surprisingly non-embarrassing)
1. with this love, peter gabriel, passion: music for the last temptation of christ
2. as, gene harris, blue note trip sunday morning
3. street spirit, radiohead, the bends
4. wouldn't it be nice to be your first, go home productions
5. mei gui xiang go (sandy lam), lin yilian
6. witchcraft, anita baker and frank sinatra, duets
7. fang qi ni, jacky cheung, towards 1999
8. love changes everything, climie fisher
9. aquarela do brasil II, caetano veloso and joao gilberto
10. eso beso (that kiss), Nancy Ames, mundo latino

the ipod shuffle challenge was sighted on indian stallion, mr brown and project maya.