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Just watched Jerry Springer the Opera, which is like Southpark for the arts lover - in terms of foul language, strange sexual practices and bitchslapping organised religion. I never knew '3 nippled cousin fucker' could be used in a chorus and sound so wrong but so good.

"This is a Jerry Springer moment!" sing the chorus. "We don't want this moment to end, so cover us in chocolate and throw us to the lesbians."

In another chocolate related joke made by Stephen Fry, he said we know that God is a man, because if God was a woman he would have made sperm taste like chocolate.

Somebody took this video at my birthday last night. I'm very happy with my record of 14 shots, although I admit losing count at 10. The favourite has to be vodka and frangelico, and the chanteuse was nice too, not sure what was in it. There's something to be said about behaving irresponsibly at 30 :)

Somebody took this video at my birthday last night. I'm very happy with my record of 14 shots, although I admit losing count at 10. The favourite has to be vodka and frangelico, and the chanteuse was nice too, not sure what was in it. There's something to be said about behaving irresponsibly at 30 :)

Outside the wind is howling - blow your house down, mega-gale style. So much for good birthday weather - at least it is not raining or cold. My first two birthdays here were much colder so it must have something to do with the magic number of 30 (or global warming heh).

To all my friends in various continents reading this, thanks so much for your birthday wishes. They mean a lot. Now I won't go mad living alone with my imaginary cats.

Sept 19 is International Pirate Day, which seemed more fun before Jack Sparrow and co hit the big screens. Celebrate with swearing, swashbuckling and my fav, arrrgyle socks.

With the big three o coming up in 3 weeks, I've had to reschedule some of my life goals to the next decade. Things to do before i hit 40

1) Eat sushi in Japan.
2) Parachuting or hang gliding.
3) Go sailing again on the boat that Joe proposed on.
4) Be decent at surfing, snowboarding or skiing. I'll take two out of three please.
5) See a pygmy seahorse. Stupid food poisoning.

I have been tagged by gnat. sorry gnat, I don't know anyone how still blogs to tag.

When the planes hit I was asleep. I was working at 430am that morning, so I was not very happy when my friend called at 12ish to tell me that two planes just crashed into the towers. I had no idea of the devastation yet, but I remember thinking, boy it is going to be an interesting day at work.

I got in that morning, and all the bosses were already there, red eyed and weary. I don't think it sank it until the reports and pictures started coming in, and the impact probably hit me only after offstone. I was grateful that nobody I knew was hurt, sad that it has changed the world for the worst.

I'm really getting to like this living alone business
- clean the house when I want
- study in a bikini so that I can tan at the same time (spring has come and the temp went above 20C for the first time in months)
- listen to hossan leong's funny song at full volumne. song here and lyrics here.
The rest of the talking cock videos are pretty funny too.