These are the strangest letters and answers I've heard for a while.
Here you go wrong is thinking sex is special. It isn't. Monkeys have it, and not because somebody gave them flowers and expensive jewelry. But consider this: While your girlfriend was the antithesis of selective about the men she slept with (apparently, not only sowing her wild oats, but a soybean crop equivalent to that of mainland China's), she appears quite picky about the man she relationships with.
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Q: I thought this guy at work was interested in me. He went out of his way to see me, and said, ''Call me, we should go out sometime.'' I left a message, but he never called back. It upset me, so I ignored him for a while. I still can't figure out what happened. How can I get some resolution?
Left On Hold
A: Guys who ask you to call them for dates aren't asking you out; they're merely making conversation. A guy who wants you will crawl naked across broken glass and eat dog food, if that's what it takes to get on your calendar. After he licks up the last little bit of Alpo, he's unlikely to settle for ''sometime'' — a word which should be your cue to forget a guy until he phones to make plans for an hour you can find on your watch. Why a guy is all talk and no clock is immaterial. The essential point is that ''sometime'' is no time at all, which makes it a very bad time for a date...
Both from the letters page of The Morning Call
And here's a drinking game you can play when watching the iron chef.
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Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 8:24 AM
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