why wy?

There's shameless, and then there's steven lim, wannabe singapore idol cum super hero and roaming eyebrow plucker.
Warning: He sings when you open the page, so turn the volume down, and there is a very eewww picture of him in the buff somewhere.

He says he is an aspiring singer and actor, but his claim to fame so far is:
- singing she bangs and stripping to yellow speedos during the singapore idol audition. He didn't make the first round selection, can't imagine why.
- playing a murderer on Crimewatch, which is the police dramatisation of case files
- two, not just one, best soldier awards during his national service (ns)
- top 100 contestants for star search, another talent programme on tv
- finalist in assorted karaoke contests

Maybe comedian would be a more accurate billing.

But this is the bomb - steven, 28, has proudly declared he is single again (move over brad pitt) and is looking for luurve. Unedited excerpt follows:

My trust had been betrayed by a 16 year old girl and we ended our six months relationship on 26th December 2004. All the promises she had given cannot be fulfilled but all turned around and laughed at me at the last minutes. She used to listen to me and put me in priority. She had changed suddenly and heartless and I am so so heartbroken because I really love her. I cried so badly while walking in Orchard's shopping malls feeling betrayed why she had chosen her job over me. She dun care about me anymore!... I need someone (a gal) that dun argue too much and rather be submissive towards me to save time on quarrels, supportive towards my passion in performing art, pure and can gradually give me 100% of total devotion, pretty, slim, dun irc, dun smoke/drink, preferably no curfews so we can roam together if we want to, close to female friends rather than guy friends and age between 16-21.
Contact me with the following numbers and email me with pictures if interested. Thank you. Extra note in case you regret you contact me. I always subsidize 2/3 of my girlfriend expenses only, not full. Just my way of doing things.


I don't know what I find more disturbing - his egoism, his cheapskate-ness or what a 28-year-old is doing with 16-year-old girls. I definitely couldn't deal with dating a teenager. (we can't see this movie, you're not old enough; when you go NS we will only have weekends together, so sad; must study hard and do well for your o levels etc etc)