why wy?

This is too good not to post: Bush and Kerry are having televised debates soon, but they are not arguing about policies... yet. Here's what's been settled, from herald sun-

After weeks of gruelling pre-debate negations, the Bush team won a clause to keep the temperature inside the venue above 21.1C.
Apparently, Kerry sweats big time, and we all know sweating = nervous = nixon

No shots of one candidate while the other is talking. Each candidate can choose his own makeup artist.
They need all the help they can get.

At the insistence of the Bush team, the lecterns will be 3m apart so as not to accentuate Senator Kerry's 13cm height advantage. Mr Bush is not allowed to boost his height.
Maybe they should hire the guys who did LOTR special effects - reverse hobbit height?

Each can choose his own type of pen and paper
This reminds me of the joke about a student who got this grade on his assignment "Not only is this the wrong ink, it's also from the wrong type of tree".

They cannot ask each other questions.
Although it has been billed as a _debate_ maybe americans have a different definition.