why wy?

they sure know how to throw porn parties here. on my way to the party i had to walk past a strip joint and an adult store. Am trying to get photos, but take my word for it: the hostess was a milkmaid with a really short skirt, her housemate was rollergirl of boogie nights. We had a classmate who came as a nurse, two doctors (dr sex and dr long schlong), and a delightful easter bunny. she deserves a special award for coming on the tram like that. She even had a cutsey fluffy tail. And of course, there were plenty of schoolgirls, tight shirts and gold chains (the guys).

I was thinking of doing the japanese school girl thing but realised i didn't have the requisite sexy undergarments. Besides it was too cold to wear a skirt. thankfully, my zebra harness saved my ass without being suspended 20m in the air. Some of the guys at the party were very intrigued by my trusty figure of eight, but less impressed when they found out what it really was, cos they were hoping they were handcuffs.

them: so what are you dressed as?
me: it's adventure porn. It's new and very kinky.

And I came up with a pretty decent porn name all of my own... which i'm not revealing unless you guys email me.