why wy?

time for audience participation: I've been invited to a housewarming party next week. Theme: Come (no pun intended i hope) as your favourite porn star. So, I need to have a decent porn star name. The recommended way ( on the invite sheet no less) is to take the name of your first pet as your first name, and your street as your last name.

Now, I've never had any pets, except for 7 guppies in a jar that died quite rapidly. So guppy roberts doesn't quite cut it. Any suggestions? Roberts is the name of my street, in case you haven't figured that out. Answers by Thursday latest.

Still on the subject of sex, the anatomy prof has this hilarious memory device for remembering the bones of the wrist: Some lovers try positions they can't quite handle. Ask the doctors in the group to explain this one. Another one to remember the same sequence was something about tiny tim's christmas pudding which obviously doesn't stick in the mind the same way.

Yawn. The bed beckons.