why wy?

I am feeling grouchy.
Because it is 5am and I am sitting in an office.
Because I have to get up at 345am to go to work. Even though this is 645am in melbourne, it doesn't feel like 645, it feels like too fucking early.
Because I just read about a socialite (only 33) who is opening a manolo shop and bought 20 pairs for herself ($1,500 each). I hate her because she has 20 new pairs of beautiful shoes and also because she sounds dumb and self-absorbed. She talks about desiring a $60,000 Felipe Massa Richard Mille watch. "Once, (Massa, an F1 driver) suffered a really bad crash but when he emerged, the watch was still in working condition.'' yes, but what about the driver?