why wy?

So, when I started this naked-men-in-the-changing-room job, they told me, don't worry, nothing dramatic ever happens.

Week 1: Player gets elbowed in the chin, his tooth is still there but bleeding, he's bleeding on the outside as well as inside his mouth. We send him off for stitches, and find out that he's made a hole through his lip.

Week 2: Another player gets elbowed in the chin, there is a big gash, lots of blood and when we take a closer look, an L-shaped piece has peeled off and is flapping. 14 stitches.

Week 3: Player gets a knee in the back, feels woosy but says he's okay, then collapses in the shower and pisses blood. The paramedics come and get him. Now, I've just heard that he's ruptured his left kidney and may have to get it removed. They also lost massively, like 50 to 150.

I really don't want to know what's going to happen this weekend.

On to nicer things, pixelgirl has a shop and they have the coolest cupcake earings, sushi pillows and ipod covers. I want!