why wy?

I'm back at work, at the old job, and so far it's been like remembering how to ride a bike while you're being thrown into the deep end of the pool. My fingers seem to remember all the old shortcuts I had, which is somewhat frustrating because the computer I'm working on didn't have them programmed. Technology and me have been at odds, check this out.
DAY 1: Everything's going well until I send the final copy of my page to production and they call back, frantic that my page is an extra 2cm long. Turns out my computer was set on a really old page size, like two years ago, before they shrank the paper.
DAY 2: Everything's going well until I go to the toilet and my low-access temp pass can't get me back in the office. Oh, and I can't go to the canteen either. Talk about cracking the whip.

It's scary to think that all these years i've been chugging codeine for coughs and it is LESS effective than a placebo. The best cure for coughs is apparently dark chocolate, and lots of it.

and if you want to win at trivia nights at parties, you'll do well to take some vitamin Q. It contains, among other things, a list of songs with towels in them, words containing both Q and Z, and victorian slang.

quote of the week:
He said that when you are in love with someone, even the sound of her peeing in the middle of the night will be music to your ears. - what late Hong Kong songwriter James Wong told tv host Priscillia Ku