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Songs that I have cringed at during past weddings

Celine Dion. Arrrgggh. Even typing her name burns.
The Final Countdown. Mortal Kombat theme. Phantom of the Opera. Childen (famous techno track). These kinds of songs are popular for bring out the first dish, in case you were wondering. They should make a song, Thank god the food is here and we've finished all the peanuts)
The guy who sang about Jessie and her picture postcards
Other guys who sound like the guy who sang about Jessie ( in a white bread American sort of way)
Any ballad by Boys 2 Men, nsync, backstreet boys and the like.
I think one of them even did a duet with Mariah Carey that was making the rounds, which I have successfully wiped from memory.

Other inappropriate tunes (courtesty of my ipod), but oh, it would be terribly funny
Dude looks like a lady
Easy lover
Beauty and the Beast
Lying eyes
Norwegian wood
The more you ignore me, the closer I get
You're the one for me fatty
Sit on my face
I wish I knew how it feels to be free
smack my bitch up
heaven knows I'm miserable now (Morrisey again)
stuck in a moment you can't get out off
The drugs don't work
The Ballad of Tom Jones

I wonder how many weddings I've missed since I'm here.