why wy?

And I thought I left the mugger-toads behind in junior college. My class is apparently the most hardworking and diligent lot in recent times, the tutors said. Someone who graduated from the course (who will remain nameless) gave me the impression that there would be more drinking than studying. The reports of my partying have been greatly exaggerated, I fear. I attended a pub crawl and a housewarming and came back sober both times. Then, I get calls from relatives back home, asking whether I've been partying when I forget to call them on a Saturday night.

Alrighty, back to the books. I will be free in just over three weeks.